STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
This is not my ceiling
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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