Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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