Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
