now i know why i became what i already was.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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