Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
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