just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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