I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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