we have officially lost it.
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
She even gives head with a lisp.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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