I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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