I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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