this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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