A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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