apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Randomize