are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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