id be glad to
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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