i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
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