She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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