On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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