I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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