have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
is that a dick in a sweater?
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