but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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