is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
I smell like Dick and happiness
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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