She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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