East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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