hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Randomize
