is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
He? As in you personified your dick?
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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