when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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