also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
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