Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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