Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
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