TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
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