HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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