That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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