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If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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