so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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