All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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