we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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