I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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