Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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