Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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