Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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