Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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