He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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