So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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