Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
im on a boat
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