its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
And then he peed in my hair
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