I wish i was in the wii world.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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