i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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