One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
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