She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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