Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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