i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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